you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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