you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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