just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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