Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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