I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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