Non-Jews are for practice
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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