There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I think my moral compass just broke
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