I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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