Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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