Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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