So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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