so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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