awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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