okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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