i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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