awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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