Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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