hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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