:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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