His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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