So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
