Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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