is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so explain again why im purple
no
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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