How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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