the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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