Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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