i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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