Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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