I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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