I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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