so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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