Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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