Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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