In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
