it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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