she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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