My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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