margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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