i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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