I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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