My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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