Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she looked like the before picture.
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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