Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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