That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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