I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We have started to decorate penises.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize