Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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