their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the condom got lost in my hair
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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