I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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