So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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