I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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