soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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