Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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