how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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