Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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