absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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