if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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