Do you still have your period?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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