I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
be right there i have to get my cape
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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