i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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