Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My sheets look like a crime scene.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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