it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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